"Hi – welcome to the Beano and Dandy Character Licensing Site . . . ’site’ being the operative word, as it’s still under construction!"

"Once it’s completed and up and running, the site will feature all the most popular cartoon characters from Britain’s favourite comics – The Beano and The Dandy – with full details

"You’ll find everything you need to know about the comics themselves, as well as the full lowdown on such cartoon stars as Dennis the Menace, The Bash Street Kids, Desperate Dan (that’s me), Minnie the Minx, Roger the Dodger . . . and so on . . . "